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Tuesday, June 3

Gorging on Gossip

at the rate of two to three episodes daily, i am fast approaching the end of season 1! a few more observations:
  1. serena speaks like one side of her jaw is wired shut. this is one of the reasons why i am on team blair.
  2. i heart lily!
  3. why does chuck purse his lips and give us cheekbones after each line?
  4. why does he never stop squinting?
  5. yuck kaya ng vanessa-nate angle. hindi patok sa akin ang tambalan nila because vanessa sucks! does the lone "artsy" chick on the show have to look so tasteless and be so annoying?
  6. omg eric is gay!
  7. when asher revealed his true (rainbow) colors, he also revealed a creepy resemblance to perez hilton.
  8. omg georgina is a total freaking psycho! the moment when she said "hi... my name is sarah" gave me the biggest chill to ever be caused by a television show since that friday the 13th series back in the 90s.
  9. from some angles, michelle trachtenberg, who plays georgina, looks like an evil scary white bratz-doll version of my friend mayte. the resemblance ends with looks -- mayte is one of the friendliest, funniest, most unassuming girls i know. we could make mayte undergo an intensive six-month bleaching regimen and put on some celia rodriguez eye makeup to close the gap.

michelle trachtenberg na nagdidiva-divahan

mayte and i in parc guell, barcelona in 2006

1 comment:

  1. Have you read the recaps and articles by the dynamic gofugyourself duo? You MUST read their recaps! Juicy and hilarious, I love reading these as much as - and sometimes more than - watching the actual show:

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/tags/gossip%20girl

    And here is their brilliant and entertaining analysis on why Gossip Girl is the show of the time:

    "The Genius of Gossip Girl": http://nymag.com/arts/tv/features/46225/

    Of COURSE I must be slightly nerdy about it. But really, it's all about the clothes. ;p

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