Wanted

do you know this man?

neither do i. but apparently marlon does, because this old bloke is supposed to be the latest clue to my birthday mystery. the running joke now is that my birthday gift is a time deposit, because that's the only intangible thing i can think of that i can open but not unwrap, and definitely not enjoy on my birthday. so when i got this particular clue, i jokingly wondered aloud if this dude's face is on money (it's not, at least not on any currencies that i know of).

aside from the dude, marlon scribbled these numbers in one corner. i'm thinking they are some kind of jumbled-up latitude-longitude combination, as i recently showed him how to get coordinates from a google map (right-click on the spot you want and choose "what's here?").

and there was a gleefully cryptic, delightfully cheesy message on the back.

then this evening, when i mentioned that our monday morning team meetings would be moved to tuesday mornings instead, he crowed with delight and told me that this new development suited his gift perfectly (my birthday this year is on a monday).

with this in mind, i guessed that "old-world charm" might be referring to a night at the colonial-type raffles hotel, and this dude might in fact be sir stamford raffles. but alas, googling images of the venerable old colonial master proved my guess wrong.

dum de dum dum. who could the lucky merman be?