Sweet nothings, then and now

then: typical friday phone conversation, around 11pm

currystrumpet: it's cold
the boyf: come here
currystrumpet: i miss you
the boyf: i miss you too
currystrumpet: take me shopping
the boyf: okay my love, let me shower you with gifts
currystrumpet: yay! i love you
the boyf: i love you more, you gorgeous sexy bombshell you

(blah blah blah... you get the drift)

now: typical friday late-night phone conversation, around 11pm

client: may papa-revise po kami sa script, kailangang mag-air tomorrow.
currystrumpet: um, hindi na po tayo aabot sa midnight cut-off ng post prod.
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow.
currystrumpet: wala na pong graphics yan, wala na ring VO.
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow.
currystrumpet: ok, video and music lang ha?
client: wala bang graphics?
currystrumpet: hanggang 6pm lang tumatanggap ang graphics, 11pm na po.
client: wala bang graphics?
currystrumpet: wala na pong gagawa, may party kasi sila.
client: wala bang graphics?
currystrumpet: wala. i suggest use the old plug na lang, may graphics and VO yun.
client: hindi pwede.
currystrumpet: ok. kayo bahala.
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow.
currystrumpet: wala na nga pong gagawa.
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow.
currystrumpet: damaged po yung binigay nyong tape.
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow.
currystrumpet: ginagawan ko na ng paraan, pero mukhang hindi po talaga tayo aabot sa midnight cut-off ng post prod.
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow
client: e kailangan ngang mag-air tomorrow