Wednesday, July 27

Currystrumpet vs.Currystrumpet

Exhibit A. The Eastern European White Collar Worker


You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV (god when was the last time I did this???) are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire. You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions. You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.


Exhibit B. The Southeast Asian Alpha Academic

You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections (ehhh??). You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational (isa pang malaking ehh???) unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance. You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

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i put faceanalyzer.com to the test (after j recommended it weeks and weeks ago) and this is what turned up. hmmm. at the risk of sounding vain the only thing that i liked in both analyses was my picture. haha! but really, A makes me sound rather boring while B makes me sound like a pencil-necked geek/hermit.

at least this thing says i look ambitious, intelligent, rich and non-promiscuous, the latter perhaps being reason why nobody has ever tried to pick me up in a bar. there are just some girls who, regardless of how scantily clad or nunnified they are, can't take two steps without trying to be picked up by someone. meron ding mga sobrang appealing sa DOMs. i have a sneaking suspicion that my sister is one of those (ate peace tayo ha? but diba some DOM tried to pick you up when you were like 16 or something?)

and i am SO not happy with my celeb matches. rosie o'donnell and coco lee?!?! hello?!?!?! i used to get a lot of helena bonham carter remarks, and, when i had really short hair in high school, martina hingis. (whatever happened to her?) and there was also this point in time (when she and i were both long-haired and skinny, long long ago) that i bore an uncanny resemblance to monique wilson.

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