Public service announcement

for all you perverts out there searching for college girls having sex, college wild things, college girl bangs, college girls in thongs, college girl porn, sexy asian college girls, and all manner of sexual activity involving college-aged females:

it's spelled C-O-L-L-E-G-E. not C-O-L-L-A-G-E.

so next time you decide to google your porn proclivities, spell it right.

now will you please stop f*cking up my statcounter statistics.

thank you and have a nice day.

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speaking of porn, this is one of the cutest surveys i've answered in a while.

YOUR PORN STAR NAME:
(Name of first pet + Street you live in)
Daffy Aglipay (technically, Daffy the cat wasn't my first pet, but I think he was the first cat we had that wasn't called a generic cat name like Miming)

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
Meiji Amarendra (O HA! that's the actual first name of my Indian grandfather. I've always wanted to name a child after him, but it's a bit of a mouthful). pwede ring Black Amarendra

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
(First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Ericsson Spices

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:
(Favorite Spice + Last Vacation Spot Visited)
Cinnamon Bintan

SOCIALITE ALIAS:
(Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Dipsy Manila

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo):
(First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
D. Pau or D. Pa (ano buh)

ICON ALIAS:
(Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Caramel Sosa

DETECTIVE ALIAS:
(Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Kitten Sta. Rosa

BARFLY ALIAS:
(Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Chips Baileys

SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
(Middle Name + First Word you see on your Right)
Arevalo Norton (may bigla kasing nag pop-up na reminder na expired yung antivirus ko haha!)

ROCK STAR ALIAS:
(Favorite Candy/Dessert + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Truffle Lennox